Tuesday, February 11, 2014

"She's as straight as they come" by E

A one-act, true story starring me (Liz), my female roommate (B), and my roommate's boyfriend (R)

R: Who else is there?
B: Liz, my roommate.
R: Lizzie the Lezzie?
B: god no! Trust me, she's as straight as they come!
Me: *snort* *cough* bwahahaha


  1. Hahaha. Awesome. You know, some might take that as a compliment. Also, it seems like you're not nearly as "butch" as maybe you were thinking ;)

  2. What does "as straight as they come" means today, seriosly?

    Oh, will these social norms and heteronormative ever dissappear?! :sigh: