Monday, January 23, 2012

New Sunday Silence Slayer

hi. I'm Ry.
I'm the new Sunday Silence Slayer. I'll be using neither pen nor sword for this one since computers are so handy. I'll just tell you a little bit about me. I'm 25 (I'll be 26 this year, which is hella old--how did this happen to me?!). I graduated from the University of Utah with a degree in Health Promotion and Education, which turned out to be a load of bull-shit. Aside from the fact that what society deems "health" is no where near any kind of actual body/mind/soul happiness and well-being, having a bachelor's degree has done me no good thus far. Want proof? I'm currently a manager at Arby's. I'm a little embarrassed to say that, but at least it's a job where I won't spend my money. I mean, what if I worked at Victoria Secret or REI or something? I'd be screwed for sure. Anyway, unlike most the other bloggers (as I've been told, so sorry if I'm wrong), I'm not Mormon and I've never had any ties to the Mormon crowd other than a few friends. I'll apologize now for anything I may or may not say that could be offensive to any of you Mormon readers (or fellow bloggers--Nathan, I mean you. And yes, I've read the blog...a little bit).
I have a gorgeous girlfriend and we've been together...since I was almost 4 years now--wow, that seems like such a long time. Basically, she is my everything. We're best friends. I'm sure you'll hear more about her in posts to come.

For now, I'll leave you with some Rybread wisdom:
Don't eat at Arby's. Seriously, even if you absolutely love the curly fries or the Super or the little cheesy potato bites, if you saw the people who come into Arby's everyday you'd never go back for fear of one day looking like them (if you don't already).


  1. I'm Dupree, the Friday blogger and LDS too. Welcome :)

  2. I'm Amber, Tuesday blogger. Many welcomes, come in to the party and get some celery sticks. They're sitting right next to the 6' long tray of chocolates and cheese. :P

  3. Glad to have you on board, Ry. Cool name, by the way. Is it short for something?

  4. AW sweet. comments on my first post.

    Thanks for the welcome, girls! This is going to be fun :)

    @Dupree, I hope I don't offend you :) Let me know, k?
    @Amber, I don't know get what's going on, but thanks for the celery sticks... :)
    @Jo M, yes. Yes it is. I was gonna take a poll or have a competition to see who could figure out what my name is...most people can't guess. I'll just tell you, since you asked so nice-like. real name is Miryah, which if I"m being honest is actually pretty fucking cool. Ry is just easier to say and somehow it just stuck.

  5. HAHA. I just noticed that I could have replied to each of you...but then I would have had to write 4 different comments...hmm.